Game: Pirate 101 (2012)

Location: Santo Pollo, Cool Ranch

Quest Giver: Dos Amigos y Uno

 

Quest 1: “THE FAMOUS DOS AMIGOS Y UNO”

[START OF QUEST]

 

[Quest Info Dialog]

DOS AMIGOS Y UNO

Whenever there are wrongs, we are there! Yes, Pirate, we’re the famous Dos Amigos y Uno. Don’t be intimidated by our celebrity. Autograph?

You want to be an Amigo? Oh, well we are flattered. We love our fans. To be an Amigo, you will need an Instrument and a distinguished Mustache.

I hear the Red Stash Bandits who raid the open Skyway have epic Mustaches. I’m sure you’re suave enough to convince them to part with some…

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[Player Goals]

[Goal 1 – Defeat Scorpions and Gather 8 Castanets]

[Goal 2 – Defeat Banditoads or Salamanders and Gather 6 Maracas]

[Goal 3 – Defeat Red Sash Ship and Gather a Mustache]

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[Quest End Dialog]

DOS AMIGOS Y UNO

These instruments are inferior to ours, but they will do. We are very impressed by that stylish mustache, however. Can we borrow it?

 

[END OF QUEST}

 

Quest 2: “BLING BLING”

[START OF QUEST]

 

[Quest Info Dialog]

DOS AMIGOS Y UNO

A true Amigo is always classy and fashionable. You are not a true Amigo, of course - your wardrobe needs major improvement. 

You need some sequins to put on that tattered jacket. The Rhinestone Cowboy can give you a touch of sophistication. 

I'm sure he'll have a much harder time with you than he does dressing a group of talented young men such as ourselves. 

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[Player Goals]

[Goal 1 – Talk to Rhinestone Cowboy]

RHINESTONE COWBOY

You need some sparkle. There are Rhinestone Deposits on the Banditoad Trail, and Turquoise on Isla de los Muertos. Bring me some!

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[Goal 2 – Gather 3 Rhinestone Deposits]

[Goal 3 – Gather 1 Turquoise Deposit]

[Goal 4 – Talk to Rhinestone Cowboy]

RHINESTONE COWBOY

Here we go. The stones you gathered make all the difference. Go show those Amigos what you’re made of!

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[Quest End Dialog]

DOS AMIGOS Y UNO

We’re going to have a stern talk with Rhinestone Cowboy – rhinestones are only for Amigos, not Amigos in training. Still, you look presentable.

 

[END OF QUEST]

 

Quest 3: “SOMBRERO LOVE!”

[START OF QUEST]

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[Quest Info Dialog]

DOS AMIGOS Y UNO

Sure, you have those sparkly rhinestones, but you don't have this Sombrero. Hah! You are not a true Amigo. Not yet. 

Maybe you can get a real Sombrero from the Banditoads in Banditoad Gulch. It won't be as dashing as ours, but it will be a Sombrero. 

Once you have your Sombrero, take it to Pablo the Tailor. He'll fix it up for you.

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[Player Goals]

[Goal 1 – Defeat Banditoads and Gather a Sombrero]

[Goal 2 – Talk to Pablo Honey]

PABLO HONEY

This is a pretty nice Sombrero. If you pick me up some Black Thread from the Silver Spur in Cooper's Roost, I’ll sew ‘er up as good as new!

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[Goal 3 – Gather Black Thread]

[Goal 4 – Talk to Pablo the Tailor]

PABLO HONEY

Ta-da! It looks like a brand, spanking new Sombrero, doesn't it?

 

[Quest End Dialog]

DOS AMIGOS Y UNO

That's an adequate Sombrero. Not nearly as splendid as ours, but it'll do. You are close to a true Amigo, but there's something missing…

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[END OF QUEST]

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Quest 4: “ENTERTAINERS, NOT FIGHTERS”

[START OF QUEST]

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[Quest Info Dialog]

DOS AMIGOS Y UNO

We've discussed it, and think you've honored Dos Amigos y Uno. Your flattery, well, let's just say… we love it. Really, just keep it coming. 

Could we ask one teensy favor? The people of Santo Pollo, impressed by our obvious talent and impressive wardrobe, hired us to fight El Kaboing. 

But we'll let you in on a little secret; we're entertainers, not fighters! If you defeat El Kaboing for us, his Guitar shall be yours.

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[Player Goals]

[Goal 1 – Defeat El Kaboing and Gather Guitar]

EL KABOING

(taunt dialog)

 

Silly pirate! Dos Amigos y Uno have fooled you into being part of their parade. Feel the wrath of my beautiful Guitar!

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[Quest End Dialog]

DOS AMIGOS Y UNO

Oh, what a beautiful Guitar! We're so glad you brought this back for us - oh right, we promised it to you. 

The people of Santo Pollo are grateful to Dos Amigos y Uno, and the Amigos are grateful to you! 

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[END OF QUEST]

 

Quest 5: “THE SINGING CACTUS”

[START OF QUEST]

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[Quest Info Dialog]

DOS AMIGOS Y UNO

Pirate, you've proved you have a plethora of talents. A plethora, indeed! But can you dance and sing like an Amigo? 

Left foot, right foot, shake your hips. Now sing: I'm an Amigo, I'm an Amigo, would you like my autograph? Hmmm. You need work. 

The Singing Cactus at Scorpion Rock would be a more suitable audience for your average performance. He likes almost any song or dance. Adios Amigo! 

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[Player Goals]

[Goal 1 – Sing and Dance for Singing Cactus]

BONNIE ANNE

(dialog fires when player is in range of Cactus)

 

Time to sing that song the Amigos taught you.

[Spawn Invisible Swordsman on Completion of previous goal]

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[Quest End Dialog]

INVISIBLE SWORDSMAN

Ho-there, pirate! I'm the Invisible Swordsman. I've heard of your good deeds from the Dos Amigos y Uno. 

El Kaboing was a menace to the people of Santo Pollo. I offer my sword to you as a reward. 

[END OF QUEST]